You realize it’s all about insecurity, right?

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I’m a white, middle class American man. Guess what? I can’t have babies. In the grand scheme of things my contribution comes down to about a teaspoon of semen.

That’s right. All I have to give to this greatest of all endeavors is a seed. Women have the babies. Mother Nature rules all of our lives. With a sweep of her hand we’re all dust in the wind.

So, why do men seize power and make the lives of everyone else suck so bad? Because we know we’re pretty much irrelevant. Especially now. Technology has rendered the human male irrelevant. Test tube babies, in vitro fertilization, cloning. We really aren’t necessary.

We’re aggressive, testosterone laden beasts that can’t keep our dicks in our pants. We start wars and subjugate anyone who can’t fight back. We steal, cheat and lie to get what we want.

Science has proven that there’s nothing special about the human male. Women are just as intelligent, much more compassionate and well, they can have babies. Why on earth would you want to keep us around?

Why do you keep us around?

I’d love to hear some reasonable arguments. ’Cause I got nothin’.

Thanks for reading.

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father, motorcyclist, old retired guy who’s just a little lost on a blue marble corkscrewing its way to oblivion

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