But, but, but I thought there were “7 ways to succeed at everything you do” or “11 things to do before 7:00 am to achieve your dreams” or “50 ways to leave your lover” or some other fucking tried and true method to “make it all happen”! And now you’re telling me it’s all bullshit? Iva, Iva, Iva you can’t give away the secrets like this. We have money to make here…….

father, motorcyclist, old retired guy who’s just a little lost on a blue marble corkscrewing its way to oblivion