This was an interesting piece, Jessica. It fascinates me to read about the inner workings of another mind. It’s likely a good thing nobody can see into mine. It’s full of cuddly little bunny rabbits. If people knew it, I’d probably get taken advantage of all the time. But, I’m a big, tough looking white dude so everybody just assumes I am what I look like.

My dad always used to tell me to beware of the skinny little fucker in the corner ’cause he’s got a dozen recipes for human liver floating around in his head.

How many recipes do you have?